One time my cousin got this
cat stuck up his ass.
True story.
He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news.
It was embarrassing for my relatives
and all, but the next week he did it again.
Different cat, same results.
Complete with another trip to the emergency room.
So, I run into him a week later in the
mall and he's buying another cat.
And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt!
What the hell do you think your doing?
You know you're just gonna get this
cat stuck up your ass as well,
Why don't you knock it off?"
And then he said to me,
"Hamish, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"
My cousin was a wierd guy.